Missed the Gym Again [FUNNY PICTURE]

Inbred Cat [FUNNY PICTURE]

For Husbands Who Hate Shopping

Funny Saying About Gray Hair

You're Only As Old As You Remember You Are [CARTOON]

Airline Security for Old Ladies (Cartoon)

And you tell me to exercise?

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's behind. It's the tortoise life for me!

1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.

2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.

3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.

4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.

And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.

I'm a senior. Go around me!

Tracking My Cookies?

[VIDEO] Grandma on Helium

Cat Wisdom

Great Quotation on Growing Old

"You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing."

--Michael Pritchard

Tattoos for the Elderly

Product Description: "Old people are dangerous and edgy! They are the original badasses so let them loose with these Tattoos for the Elderly. With awesome vintage designs and modern phrases like "Arthritis Sucks" and "Born to Ride". Easy to put on and easy to remove, these Tattoos still uphold durability and realness. Over 15 Tattoos in each pack so start pumpin' that iron (the vitamins and the weights of course)."

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Saggy Boobs [JOKE]

Grandparents Discover Photo Booth

World's Worst Restaurant Names [WARNING: POSSIBLY OFFENSIVE TO SOME]

...but heck, if you're looking at an old lady's blog, either you're old yourself or you give a crap about being an adult so here goes...

POOR PEOPLE ?

One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how the "poor people" live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family. On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, 'How was the trip?' 'It was great, Dad.' 'Did you see how poor people live?'... the father asked. 'Oh yeah,' said the son.

'So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?' asked the father. The son answered: 'I saw that we have one dog and they had four. We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end. We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night. Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon. We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight. We have servants who serve us, but they serve others. We buy our food, but they grow theirs. We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to protect them.' The boy's father was speechless.

Then his son added, "Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are."

Isn't perspective a wonderful thing? Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don't have. Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends! Refresh their perspective and appreciation. 'Life is too short and friends are too few.'

--By: One of a Kind - The Cowboy Kind

Funny Bumper Stickers for Senior Citizens

Some of these are just plain hilarious. Visit the WEBSITE to see them all. Here are a few examples:

Buying a Volkswagen from an old lady...

The Cat in the Hat on Aging

Geezer Planet

Found another funny blog. It's called Geezer Planet.